my daily dose of encouragement from my biggest frenemy

c: barf

unless you've wanted to feed someone rat poison in their sleep, you aren't that into them

stop being such an asshole towards yourself!!!!

it's so unbecoming when women are that self-deprecating
god

you're great

okay?
me: aww

u always have the right things to say

im posting u on my blog

c: ew

you just have to say "okay"

"aww" is gross

makes me all fuzzy n shit

barftastic