good news

So this morning at work, there was a handyman who was fixing our front door of our office (because it kept squeaking and not closing all the way).

One of our security guys goes up to him and asks, "So any good news?"

And the handyman goes, "Yes, that Jesus Christ is Lord."

The security guy laughs and says "I'm talking about the door."

Handyman goes "What better news is there than that?"